A: Programmers Anonymous (PA) is a software company dedicated to creating high valued applications at an affordable price to consumers.
Q: Why call yourselves Programmers Anonymous? It sounds like some sort of nerdy support group.
A: In short that almost exactly describes the mission of the company. PA knows that the so called "nerds" don't have a lot of money to spend on high priced software. We're here to provide them the same or higher quality software at lower, more affordable, prices and in some cases for absolutely nothing.
Q: So let me get this straight, you will sell me high quality software for a low prices?
A: No, everyone else gets high quality software for low prices, but you.
Q: Ha ha, very funny. When will your software be done?
A: When it's done.
Q: No I mean it, when will your software be finished?
A: I really Mean it too, software isn't finished until it's finished.
Q: So, is any of your software finished yet?
A: No, but we have an alpha version of our GaBB bulletin board software available for use in our community area.
Q: Is there any way I could obtain your GaBB software for free?
A: Yes, when it is complete it will be available free of charge
Q: What do I do if I find a bug in your software?
A: Squish it! Then tell us about it in the Bug Reports seciton of our comunity area.
Q: How do I find a bug in your software?
A: You don't, it will find you.
Q: How will I know if it's a bug?
A: If it crawls up on to the back and sinks its venomous teeth into your neck, that my friend is a bug.
Q: Oh....whats that blury text in the back of your logo?
A: Its the source code to our GaBB software.
Q: What's goanna stop me from stealing it?
A: If you steal it, we'll all wip you with a pool noodle. And you havn't had a rash until you've been whipped by a pool noodle.
Q: AHH!!! No please not the pool noodle! Just a few more questions please?
A: Fine, hurry up, I've got better things to do.
Q: Uh, who's this Sarev0k guy I keep seeing around the comunity area?
A: He's the owner and CEO of the company.
Q: What about Boo?
A: That's his hamster, whatch out, he bites.
Q: How can I get a hold of you if I have anymore questions?
A: Everyone but you can email me at spam at pasoft dot org, you can email me here
Q: Where?
A: Here!
Q: But...?
A: *Gets out pool noodle* You were saying?
Q: Eh, Bye
A: Nice meating ya, look forward to hearing from ya again.
The topics discussed here, may not necisarily reflect the thoughts of the Programmers Anonymous staff, but there's always that posibility.
